Brocode Relaunch

Hi to all Bros out there!

The BroCode.com will be re-launching in 2 weeks!

Expect new features, commentary, video, and links!  Check back in 2 weeks, and thanks to everyone who gave us input!

The BroCode.com team!

The Bro Code Thanks You

Thanks to everyone for their submissions, we are sorting through hundreds of emails to compile the best possible online source for Bro Code Articles.  Keep them coming in to brocode@gmail.com

Thanks again, and Suit Up!

The Bro Code Article #68

If a Bro is on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possibly to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporarily immigrating to a foreign country.

The Bro Code Article #67

Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.

The Bro Code Article #66

If a Bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man” and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary – deserved or not – regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

The Bro Code Article #65

A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supersedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.
Ahmed Madkor

The Bro Code Article #64

A Bro much provide his bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro’s favorite sports team in a playoff scenario.

The Bro Code Article #63

In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the first bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

The Bro Code Article #62

In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.

The Bro Code Article #61

A Bro shall honor his father and mother.